People typing like dey iz from da ghetto

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Originally Posted by nismoman

beleave me i can talk bollocks back to them

Oh I believe you alright.

[Jason abz]

Is Brian the exception here? The rant seems to be against people who speak `LIKE` they are from the ghetto rather than actually living in it?

[bladerider]

Oh my dayzz blud,

Dats well harsh !!

The thingI personally get great enjoyment from is the fact that occasionally on TV you see these people getting interviewed and often you here dis bad bwoi mo fo tawkin lyk da gansta'est rappa in da hood yo !!! and then it cuts to the person who is some skinny white plank with spikey hair and a Backstreet Boys album in his council flat !!!

The part of it that gets right up my nose is that at least one of my employees who is monutmentally thick spends his time talking with about 20% of this in his vocabulary. Every now and again I sack him which usually means when he comes back he keeps his head down for a while which often allows the rest of us to give our brains a rest. Its amazing how dissorientated you canmake yourself when you require all your own effort and self control not to simply throw someone off a roof to their certain demise !!



J.

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Originally Posted by Jason abz

Is Brian the exception here? The rant seems to be against people who speak `LIKE` they are from the ghetto rather than actually living in it?

Oh look, somebody's using their alias account again. Shame you need to hide zippy.

[Jason abz]

Paranoia Brian.
Nope, i only ever log on as one username.........unlike yourself!
A bit bored as the weather isn`t up to much and thought i would have a look around............still spouting i see!!!lol
Howdy bladey.........god......that reminds me so much of a certain slater i know........sacked more times than Jodie Marsh but keeps coming back!!lol
Know someone on here that is due the sack shortly..........then the old soap block inside a sock.
Bittey.

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Originally Posted by Jason abz

Paranoia Brian.
Nope, i only ever log on as one username.........unlike yourself!
A bit bored as the weather isn`t up to much and thought i would have a look around............still spouting i see!!!lol
Howdy bladey.........god......that reminds me so much of a certain slater i know........sacked more times than Jodie Marsh but keeps coming back!!lol
Know someone on here that is due the sack shortly..........then the old soap block inside a sock.
Bittey.

Oh he only ever logs in as one username. O RLY?

Oh, I'd love to see him try the old soap block in a sock.

[Jason abz]

Brian you paranoid freak....whos "He"? If you mean me, jason abz then yes, i only ever log on as one name, simple as, unlike you.
Like to see me try the soap block?lol lol .....that has to be the funniest thing you have ever said on this forum!!!
Bittey.

[NISMO-GTR]

Round 2.......

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Originally Posted by Jason abz

Brian you paranoid freak....whos "He"? If you mean me, jason abz then yes, i only ever log on as one name, simple as, unlike you.
Like to see me try the soap block?lol lol .....that has to be the funniest thing you have ever said on this forum!!!
Bittey.

No, he is wrong. The funniest thing on the forum was his MG advert. "Will break my heart to sell! ...... this piece of shit. Comes with integrated boot-top clothes rack and bicycle tyres taken from a chopper. Great handling!....... required if you don't like hedges. Hide interior!..... if you don't want to be embarassed. Price reduced! Biodegradable. Absolutely must sell..... this POS before the transition to metal oxide is complete."

LMRO

[nismoman]

yep you know me robbie

[Jason abz]

Sorry, Brian is correct, the funniest thing on this forum to date has to be making up a lifestyle to gain acceptance due to the inevitable lack of credibility that experience has shown poor Bittey he will never get in the real world.
Second funniest has to be that appollogy posted regarding said stupidity above and expectation that someone would actually give a toss.
Third funniest and counting has to be Brains continual posting on the forum as if he has anything to offer.
Sorry, there is a two and a half there.......his advice on fuel consumption.......priceless!!!
Keep them coming Brian.....your obvious annoyance at me and the rest of the forum clamping down on your drivel has me in stitches.........its really getting you worked up isn`t it? Oh the unpopularity....oh the lack of credibility.....the lack of respect etc etc nobody giving a hoot what you say.........disrespecting your input........must be like a day at work for you!!lol lol
Bittey.

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Originally Posted by Jason abz

Sorry, Brian is correct, the funniest thing on this forum to date has to be making up a lifestyle to gain acceptance due to the inevitable lack of credibility that experience has shown poor Bittey he will never get in the real world.

Blah... blah... blah.... MG... You're shit.... ROFL.

Originally Posted by Jason abz

Second funniest has to be that appollogy posted regarding said stupidity above and expectation that someone would actually give a toss.

No, the second funniest thing, after your MG advert, would have to be your spelling of apology. If you really have got anywhere in life, it's testimony to just how bad things have become.

Originally Posted by Jason abz

Third funniest and counting has to be Brains continual posting on the forum as if he has anything to offer.
Sorry, there is a two and a half there.......his advice on fuel consumption.......priceless!!!

What about your advice on using local oil reserves first? Good strategic plan there. I'll always remember that one. Oh and Mycroft's poll: Cheap fuel vs not bombing Iraq. Another good one there.

Originally Posted by Jason abz

Keep them coming Brian.....your obvious annoyance at me and the rest of the forum clamping down on your drivel has me in stitches.........its really getting you worked up isn`t it? Oh the unpopularity....oh the lack of credibility.....the lack of respect etc etc nobody giving a hoot what you say.........disrespecting your input........must be like a day at work for you!!lol lol
Bittey.

Everything I've said turns out to be true. Sometimes you have to wait 2 years or so but it happens. Some people have an input, some people just have an MG.... and can't spell.... and are generally thick as shit. Not talking about you though, you big achiever you.

[Jason abz]

Blah blah blah......making up a lifestyle on the internet really sums it up for everyone i think Brian....wouldn`t you agree.
Bittey, lets not get onto my status in society .......................................i have never lied to try and impress......i have more faith in what i say and how i talk to people to gain respect.......lieing about my pointless existance to gain credibility....thats you!
Mind you, we could all be aliens that are in the same secret society as the rest of the worlds leaders to cover up the non moon landings........you are onto us so we must try and hide our secrets by belittling your wealth of knowledge and experience!!lol
How could we forget your advice to stop buying BP or Shell petrol to bring the oil companies to their knees???lol lol PMSL ROFL!!!
Bittey x

[nismoman]

r33gtst
can you explain whats your post OH I BELIEVE YOU ALRIGHT MEANS in response to my post,as i read that as a piss take comment to a genuine comment made regarding the subject matter of this thread.
i dont know wether it,s me but some of your posts,seem to insite arguments for some reason or other which is not the way to get on with people.
if you disagree with my post on the tread subject ,taking the piss as i read it is not the way to responed to someone unless your wanting to provoke people,i may be wrong buts thats the way you seem to come across

[Stachi]

WTF?!? Back to topic guys

Marc