news of Madonna splitting with bla bla, Britney friggin Spears, Brad Pit & Angelina buying another child from a poor country, Simon cowell, Maria carey, Celebrity diets, Fashion - whats hot & what's not shite, X-factor pop band creations, Strictly spacker dancing, Paris Hilton, Big brother, the Beckhams, Take that's 20th revival, Mary kate who olsen pregnant?? Tv soaps dross
It's not News, It's not big or clever, It's not needed, It's Irrelevant - all of it, It means sod all to any1, does it help us with our lives in any single way? no - What is this Western world coming to?
There's no escape from all this drivel...Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!
Who gives a flying ****!!
Ahhhhh! That's better
