I'm not very happy!!!!!!!!!!

[kismetcapitan]

this is fooking epic!!

I am "Twat-Waffle's" wife. I have taken interest in why my husband stays on this website constantly and wisely decided to investigate. I have read 250+ of his nasty, obscene posts and threads and want to apologize for the horrible and offensive things he has posted. His language is horrific and inexcusable. The racist remarks have stunned me as well as the mean comments directed toward anyone over the age of 40. (I personally admire those over 40 that still ride and have a passion for life.) I am particularly offended by the many remarks my husband has posted regarding females....reffering to them as "whores" and sex objects. I could not believe my eyes when reading the countless times he posted things about wanting to "f**k" other women. This has sickened me to the point where I am considering even remaining in this marriage. I am not trying to be a prude, but those women are still someone's mothers, wives, sisters, and daughters and should not be disrespected in such a way. Trust me...I still like to look sexy and believe that it is essential to stay in shape...(I still weigh 115 after giving birth 1 year ago.) I even noticed where my husband made sexual comments about your wives and mothers and I am truly sorry. In reality, "Twat-Waffle" is a christian man who attends church regularly and acts like a perfect gentleman. I had no idea he was doing this sort of thing online. It shows me his true character, or lack there of. I have 2 degrees in the mental health field and have linked his behavior to his childhood and his inadequacy in the bedroom. Twat-Waffle, like many men direct their anger over not being able to perform in the bedroom, to the internet rather than approaching it in a healthy way. He also was not accepted in high school and did not get very many opportunities to date. Next week, we are going to counseling to attempt to put our marriage back together. His mother has directed me to monitor his computer time and to limit his drinking. I hope this post can accomplish several things.....1. please accept my apology on my husband's behalf.....2. please realize that the women in your life would not appreciate these nasty sexual comments.....3. stuff like this can ruin a marriage and even cause a divorce.....4.if anyone else has negative opinions about their *****es, get help, talk to your wife and or doctor. Acting like a prick online can do alot more then offend a couple of people, it can result in divorce, in loosing custody of your children if your wife is smart enough to print out your posts and threads like I did, and even cause you to loose your job if you were posting nasty comments on your work computer. My family and I hope that Twat-Waffle has learned his lesson and will benefit from counseling. Once again, I am sorry for the inexcusable comments my husband has made. I think he is unhappy with his body and overall appearance and wants to direct his anger towards others. Lets hope he can focus on his daughter that turns one this weekend and be the kind of man she will be proud to call "Daddy" not "Twat-waffle."

[jjpea]

Originally Posted by Michael V

I need to learn Japanese... Oh, and get a job.

Join the US Military, you will eventually get to Korea

[n boost]

Originally Posted by jjpea

Join the US Military, you will eventually get to Korea

LOL! made me spill my tea!

[xaero1]

That link reminds me of a thread I saw a few years back I think. It was a Warcraft forum where this 14 year old kid was spending far too much time. His mum signed up and 'owned' him in front of everybody, haha.

[kismetcapitan]

Originally Posted by jjpea

Join the US Military, you will eventually get to Korea

not sure how it is now, but 14 years ago when I was in, Korea was an "involuntary" assignment - completely noncompetitive. If you volunteered, you shipped out right away

obviously, Korea is a significantly better place to live than even 10 years ago, but dunno if assignment still works the same.

[Michael V]

Originally Posted by kismetcapitan

not sure how it is now, but 14 years ago when I was in, Korea was an "involuntary" assignment - completely noncompetitive. If you volunteered, you shipped out right away

obviously, Korea is a significantly better place to live than even 10 years ago, but dunno if assignment still works the same.

Funny enough, I was in the US military and I was in Korea for four months... People can and are still involuntarily selected for a Korean tour. Not so fun is the involuntary one year deployment to Iraq or Afganistan. These days a lot more people are volunteering (for Korea at least).

I really wanted to end up in Japan for a tour but that never worked out. There are massive numbers of volunteers for the nice overseas tours (mostly Japan and Europe).

[tweenierob]

She is now quoting usernames FFS!!, aparently Howsie has a funny selection of smilies

I tried explaining about hodgies Photo and that there was a better one

She just seen it ROTFL!!

Rob

[33 vspec]

Originally Posted by kismetcapitan

this is fooking epic!!

that is one of the funniest things i have ever read on the web.brilliant

[G40tee]

haha


she is only trying to get involved with your business rob. . . . . . . .which from personal experience is nice but can be massively annoying as the last thing you want to talk about is your job if youve just been doing it for god knows how many hours in the day!

i think ill stay single atm thanks.

[freakazoid3]

Originally Posted by 33 vspec

that is one of the funniest things i have ever read on the web.brilliant

^^ Same here, that guy got owned big time