The Funny Posters Thread

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[Mephiston2k]

I love these, think they're brilliant

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[markr32gtr]

This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today!

A lady died this past January, and Commonwealth bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had

been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to the Commonwealth Bank:


Family Member:

'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.'


BANK:

'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:

'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'


BANK:

'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'


Family Member:

So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'


BANK:

'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to

the credit bureau, maybe both!'


Family Member:

'Do you think God will be mad at her?'


BANK:

'Excuse me?'


Family Member:

'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her

being dead?'


BANK:

'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:


Family Member:

'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'


BANK:

'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'


Family Member:

'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'


BANK:

(Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'


Family Member:

'No, I'm her great nephew.'

(Lawyer info given)


BANK:

'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'


Family Member:

'Sure.'

( fax number is given )


After they get the fax:


BANK:

'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I

can do to help.'


Family Member:

'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing

her. I don't think she will care.'


BANK:

'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'


Family Member:

'Would you like her new billing address?'


BANK:

'That might help.'


Family Member:

' Rookwood Memorial Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number

1049.'


BANK:

'Sir, that's a cemetery!'


Family Member:

'Well, what the f**k do you do with dead people on your planet?'

[Marky_GTSt]

I wouldnt be in the least bit surprised if that was a 100% true story tbh

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[lady in red]

Hi Guys n girls,

These Funny posts crack me up but I'm a bit concerned about the direction some of the links take us to. For example I clicked on the link sent via my email alert for a pic last night and was directed instantly to a total Paedo site!

I was blatantly appalled by this and hope not to see this again EVER

I couldnt give a damn bout plain filthy, stupid, racist, sexist or derogative posts but felt I needed to mention this

[konvert]

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[tonigmr2]

Originally Posted by lady in red

Hi Guys n girls,

These Funny posts crack me up but I'm a bit concerned about the direction some of the links take us to. For example I clicked on the link sent via my email alert for a pic last night and was directed instantly to a total Paedo site!

I was blatantly appalled by this and hope not to see this again EVER

I couldnt give a damn bout plain filthy, stupid, racist, sexist or derogative posts but felt I needed to mention this

Can you tell me which one please so I can delete it. PM me if necessary.

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Originally Posted by lady in red

Hi Guys n girls,

These Funny posts crack me up but I'm a bit concerned about the direction some of the links take us to. For example I clicked on the link sent via my email alert for a pic last night and was directed instantly to a total Paedo site!

I was blatantly appalled by this and hope not to see this again EVER

I couldnt give a damn bout plain filthy, stupid, racist, sexist or derogative posts but felt I needed to mention this

E-mail alert for a picture? WTF is that? Are you talking about these pictures? Explain.

[Mook]

She's subscribed to the thread, and instead of showing a pic in the email the forum sends, it sends a link. That's what she's clicked, although I imagine you just copied/pasted from another site?

Mook