"Guv, we had 2 suspects in custody back at the nick but had been out for some fish and chips, some porno mags and a bung off one of the local dealers we turn a blind eye to, then we noticed this Evo driving at 30mph.
We woz instantly suspicious that he wasn't nailing it so we confiscated it though we'd give it some as we needed to get back to beat a confession out of the 2 we had in the nick and our panda car had ran out of petrol. We came back, got the confession, took the Evo back, returned it to the driver and let him go. He goes and stuffs it and when we ran over to help get him out, it looks like we'd been part of it!
We know it looks bad Guv and it's difficult to believe, but it's the Gods honest truth, that's wot appened".