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TAZZMAXX · 17th November 2010, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GTR_chris

Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone reduced this to the lowest common denominator.

As you've started, here is my contribution to bad taste. My top tip to Kate is this. If you happen to come out of a hotel in Paris to be chauferred away in a Mercedes by a Frenchman, ask William if he doesn't mind if you sit in the front. It may be for the best.

ATCO · 18th November 2010, 02:22 PM

No, no, no, Kriss, I meant this Kate........

You can check out her legs if you like......

Fuggles · 18th November 2010, 04:08 PM

Whilst i am sure Ms Price has many supporters (and I don't mean bras) the realy one that got away has to be this lady:

TAZZMAXX · 18th November 2010, 04:15 PM

Is that Koo Stark?

Fuggles · 18th November 2010, 04:27 PM

TAZZMAXX · 18th November 2010, 04:30 PM

More like a lucky escape than the one that got away. I suppose she didn't relish the thought of having children that looked like horses!

Fair play to her, she has always maintained her silence about it. If only Diana hadn't been so controversial she might still be here today. Cue some conspiracy theories.

ATCO · 18th November 2010, 04:43 PM

Trust you to remember the porn star John!

Do I detect some similarities tho' between Koo and Kate? Long dark hair, legs, the 'look' and non-Katie size chest? (Am I allowed to say that?)

Edit: And yes I know she wasn't a real porn star, just took all her clothes off in a couple of films, and she has had a double mastectomy due to cancer.

Max Boost · 22nd November 2010, 03:19 PM

A bit of 'after wedding' advice for Kate..........................wear your f*****g seatbelt.

agent-x · 22nd November 2010, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Max Boost

A bit of 'after wedding' advice for Kate..........................wear your f*****g seatbelt.

PMSL

tonigmr2 · 23rd November 2010, 01:22 PM

Well on the bright side, we all get an extra bank holiday on the 29th April now, yay!

TAZZMAXX · 23rd November 2010, 09:18 PM

So, the wedding date has been set and we'll all get a day off! ****ing whoopee. Bad news is that as a tax payer I'll be contributing towards security. Good news is that the bride and grooms parents will foot the bill for the rest of it. I wonder if Major James Hewitt will put his hand in his pocket when Harry gets spliced?

SPEED MERCHANT · 23rd November 2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TAZZMAXX

Is that Koo Stark?

Christ they all look alike !?!!

Max Boost · 24th November 2010, 05:41 AM

Prince Harry wont be getting an invite.............................apparently its family only.

Andy W · 24th November 2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TAZZMAXX

So, the wedding date has been set and we'll all get a day off! ****ing whoopee. Bad news is that as a tax payer I'll be contributing towards security. Good news is that the bride and grooms parents will foot the bill for the rest of it. I wonder if Major James Hewitt will put his hand in his pocket when Harry gets spliced?

and as the owner of as small business i'll be paying my staff to have a day off, ****ing great !

TAZZMAXX · 25th November 2010, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Andy W

and as the owner of as small business i'll be paying my staff to have a day off, ****ing great !

Same here mate, your words are exactly the same as mine were on another forum. Wages for 7 people for one day that won't make a toss of difference to us. What makes it worse is when people say the Royal Family are good for tourism! Wrong, the buildings and the history are what is good for tourism, a bunch of toffs who are riding the gravy train are not. Yes, we need Queenie but the others can take a running jump in my opinion.

Now look what you've started!

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18th November 2010, 04:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fuggles Fuggles is on www.gtroc.org Chairman GTR Owners Club Join Date: Jul 2001 Cars owned: none Posts: 26,296	Whilst i am sure Ms Price has many supporters (and I don't mean bras) the realy one that got away has to be this lady: __________________

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TAZZMAXX TAZZMAXX is hoping for the best but expecting the worst Moderator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Staffordshire Cars owned: R35 GTR Posts: 7,190	Is that Koo Stark? __________________

18th November 2010, 04:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fuggles Fuggles is on www.gtroc.org Chairman GTR Owners Club Join Date: Jul 2001 Cars owned: none Posts: 26,296	yep __________________

18th November 2010, 04:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
TAZZMAXX TAZZMAXX is hoping for the best but expecting the worst Moderator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Staffordshire Cars owned: R35 GTR Posts: 7,190	More like a lucky escape than the one that got away. I suppose she didn't relish the thought of having children that looked like horses! Fair play to her, she has always maintained her silence about it. If only Diana hadn't been so controversial she might still be here today. Cue some conspiracy theories. __________________

18th November 2010, 04:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
ATCO ATCO is advancing with Blue Streak Executive GTR Owners Club Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: West Sussex Cars owned: GTR34, GTR33, GTR32, Golf Diesel, GT750x2 Posts: 2,759	Trust you to remember the porn star John! Do I detect some similarities tho' between Koo and Kate? Long dark hair, legs, the 'look' and non-Katie size chest? (Am I allowed to say that?) Edit: And yes I know she wasn't a real porn star, just took all her clothes off in a couple of films, and she has had a double mastectomy due to cancer. __________________ "never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity" 2012 10th in JDS with only one rained off event entry and three destroyed engines! Dam this is expensive. 2011 4th Jap Drag Series with a best time of 9.87sec 2010: bugger all, car broken 2009 6th HKS Series with only one race, who knows in PDS 2008: 3rd equal overall PRO Drag Series \| 4th HKS Street Series Last edited by ATCO; 18th November 2010 at 04:50 PM..

22nd November 2010, 03:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
Max Boost Max Boost is d(^.^)b GTR Register User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: in purgatory Posts: 831	A bit of 'after wedding' advice for Kate..........................wear your f*****g seatbelt. __________________

23rd November 2010, 01:22 PM	#25 (permalink)
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23rd November 2010, 09:18 PM	#26 (permalink)
TAZZMAXX TAZZMAXX is hoping for the best but expecting the worst Moderator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Staffordshire Cars owned: R35 GTR Posts: 7,190	So, the wedding date has been set and we'll all get a day off! ****ing whoopee. Bad news is that as a tax payer I'll be contributing towards security. Good news is that the bride and grooms parents will foot the bill for the rest of it. I wonder if Major James Hewitt will put his hand in his pocket when Harry gets spliced? __________________

24th November 2010, 05:41 AM	#28 (permalink)
Max Boost Max Boost is d(^.^)b GTR Register User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: in purgatory Posts: 831	Prince Harry wont be getting an invite.............................apparently its family only. __________________

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