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[Nigel-Power]

This thread is the space where you can take a deep breath and complain about absolutely anything, regardless of what topic it falls under. Anything you are unhappy with, annoyed with or that annoys you on a regular basis and you need to get it off your chest.

1) I'm starting to get really annoyed with my neighbours because they constantly look out of their window as I'm cleaning my car on my own driveway. What's so interesting I wonder and they literally stare for like 10 minutes or more like a psycho. I have been polite and approached the elderly man and asked him if he was alright or if anything is bothering him. He started to put this really high pitch tone, saying my car disturbs his peace. Though I only drive my loud car like once a month, if that! Don't understand why then he would decide to stare at me every day as I come in and out of my house standing outside his window like a lunatic. But I ignore him and just say to myself well he is an elderly person and has nothing better to do. But I'm starting to get really pissed off to the point I would be tempted to do something silly (ie give a good kick on his backside) however, I wouldn't go down that route as I still respect the fact that he is a 65 year old grandad.

Anyway moving on to the next complaint

2) girlfriend moaning about why this why that, where have you been, what time you are coming, why taking you this long, why didnt you answer your phone, why this why that and I'm thinking how patient can one be? what on earth is their problem? I cannot work out. Why is it so hard for women to understand certain things which are common sense? I'm stuck in traffic, I will be there in approximately half an hour. "no you are lying to me, you must be with another woman" the most pathetic thing to hear on top of the fact that you are stuck in traffic. I mean seriously what is their problem? why are women like this? I have been with a few women in my life and they all for some reason share a similar habit of moaning about the most stupid things you can think of! It's just beyond me how their brain and intellect function.

3) It really pisses me off to see some fat idiots acting like proper snobs and think they are something better than a human being certainly better than you as you happen to be next to them at the lights while waiting for red signal which is taking longer than ever to go green. And this fat c**t is driving a Range Rover Sport, he is sitting higher than you and his car is a bigger junk of metal and he looks at you and sneers at you. Even funnier that you are sitting in a car that somewhat looks sporty if that's not good enought the caffolding inside your car might be a good indication, yet still this fat **** with tinted windows and his Range Rover supercharged thinks he is "faster than you" because apparently at the back of his Range it says 4.5 litre supercharged anyway........ lights go green and they are nowhere to be seen behind you. But god they do piss me off, their attitude as if they are some kind of a God or something. Funny thing is one day two girls once in a Range Rover supercharged asked me if I wanted to race them, I just didn't know what to say or what to do! firstly a lady driver, secondly she is challenging me, but from my side I wouldnt waste my fuel to race a junk of metal like that unless the driver happens to be a "God" that he thinks he is. but anyway at this instance I had to let the stupid deluded Range Rover girls race themselves, it was just too embarassing to even bother, but I just gave them a cheesy smile


Right folks if you have any complains or annoyance of any sort, fire away, it does not have to be relevant to any other story or topic of the previous post. It could be about anything, football, food, private life, the society, other people, whatsover! absolutely any complaints! let's here you all complaining.

thanks for reading but I'm not done yet, more complaints will come. but let's hear yours, do join me

[TAZZMAXX]

Nigel, shouldn't this thread be in the Rant Forum?

I'm sure I'll be able to contribute with small items that don't warrant a separate thread.

For starters:

We start work at 6:00am every day and the chap next door who supplies bathrooms and associated goods starts at between 8:30 and 9:00. Most of his deliveries come before that and he tells them to drop off with us and even the ones he doesn't tell that to still drop them to us. Sometimes it's every day, other times once a week but he never seems to show any kind of gratitude for it, just that they won't deliver when he wants to! I'd find it petty to refuse to accept them but I wonder if he would accept as many of my small parcel deliveries?

[Thrust]

There's a bloke called TAZZMAXX who says my English is bad. Grrrr....

Nigel, re: your point 2) you need an app on your hands-free phone that gives background noises such as a road rage incident, Waterloo station announcements, or the cops giving you a telling off.

[Nigel-Power]

^^That's a brilliant idea Thrust, let's find out the apps


Any more complaints at all? I expected a bombardment of complaints in this thread. Surely you all moan about one thing or another, now it's your chance to put it all down here in writing and get it off your system
come on guys tell us your complaints, you can moan grumble and express your annoyance or dislikes (even if it's about me on this forum) . It would be interesting to hear. Don't be shy

[mifn21]

For No.2

Unfortunately mate there is only one way to remedy that problem, it involves changing for another model

Trust me, she'll only get worse!

[Nigel-Power]

Only problem is where can I find another model with a bottom the size of the planet Earth. and a waistline page 3 models will die for.

[TAZZMAXX]

Originally Posted by Nigel-Power

Only problem is where can I find another model with a bottom the size of the planet Earth. and a waistline page 3 models will die for.

Kim Kardashian fits the bill and maybe free but I think she'd be even higher maintenance. Why is your GF so insecure?

[mifn21]

Originally Posted by Nigel-Power

Only problem is where can I find another model with a bottom the size of the planet Earth. and a waistline page 3 models will die for.

Pretty much anywhere lol


Looking at your list of cars, it shouldn't be too difficult

[jim-lm]

Big headed police officers.....I was driving very slow in cruise mod with my daughter in the front seat in my 33.
All of a sudden a police bike puts his lights on and signals me to pull over, as soon as the road widens I pull over and put my hazards on.

Am asked to step out the car, and the story goes like this.

"is this your car"
Yes officer
"how old are you"
24
"it's very low"
Yes it is
"it's very loud for a road car"
Well It passed it's mot with this exhaust without an issue
"the exhaust is almost touching the ground"
Yes sir (I'm starting to get annoyed with the silly questions now)

So he looks at the tax (in-date), looks at the tires. (less than 200 miles old)

"how can you afford a car like this".....

W.T.F...because I work my arse off for a living and I paid cash for the car, not that that's any of your business.

"can you open the bonnet"

No I can't and refuse to as I have done nothing wrong and me and the car are 100% legal.

"when was the last time you had a drink"

About 5 minutes ago as I left my house...."I need you to breath into this"

Ok so I do and nothing comes up..."I thought you sId you have had a drink"

Yes officer I have just finished a cup a tea before I left. I didn't know you meant an alcoholic drink as you didn't specify what kind of drink.

After a 5 minute lecture on my attitude and waisting his time..?? He let me on my way to get my wife from work, who I was now 15-20 minutes late for.

[IP Support]

Most biker cops are cool, perhaps some playboy type stole his chick and drove off in a Skyline I had my first bit of grief from five-oh last week in Manchester. I was chastised by two **** stubbles driving some kind of Chelsea tractor for and I quote "accelerating quickly" I didn't even crack 30!

[Nigel-Power]

Originally Posted by TAZZMAXX

Kim Kardashian fits the bill and maybe free but I think she'd be even higher maintenance. Why is your GF so insecure?

yeah now we are talking Kim Kardashian she is sizzling, yummy.

Well, I don't know why she is insecure, she thinks a lot of girls look at me when we go somewhere or when we walk hand in hand. I never notice any girl going past looking at me, but apparently she does so I think she gets really jealous. And also she accuses me of looking at girls' back side as they cross the road or something, and there kicks off the arguement of why I looked at the pedestrian who I just stopped for on a zebra crossing. What do you want me to do? Close my eyes as someone is crossing the road?" anyway, i have no idea why she is being like this, but she has some issues I'm having difficulty evaluating.

[Nigel-Power]

Originally Posted by jim-lm

Big headed police officers.....I was driving very slow in cruise mod with my daughter in the front seat in my 33.
All of a sudden a police bike puts his lights on and signals me to pull over, as soon as the road widens I pull over and put my hazards on.

Am asked to step out the car, and the story goes like this.

"is this your car"
Yes officer
"how old are you"
24
"it's very low"
Yes it is
"it's very loud for a road car"
Well It passed it's mot with this exhaust without an issue
"the exhaust is almost touching the ground"
Ok so I do and nothing comes up..."I thought you sId you have had a drink"

Yes officer I have just finished a cup a tea before I left. I didn't know you meant an alcoholic drink as you didn't specify what kind of drink.

After a 5 minute lecture on my attitude and waisting his time..?? He let me on my way to get my wife from work, who I was now 15-20 minutes late for.

Welldone for the cheeky behaviour and wasting their time
They can be really obnoxious at times in the way they talk. Can't stand them tbh. they have hunted me down a few times too.

[mifn21]

Just tell her its only natural to look, and to stop being so daft!!

Might be worth explaining she'll soon be single if she doesn't stop the bunnyboiler type comments too (I once went out with a full on psycho who acted pretty much exactly how your girlfriend does)

[Nigel-Power]

Originally Posted by mifn21

Just tell her its only natural to look, and to stop being so daft!!

Might be worth explaining she'll soon be single if she doesn't stop the bunnyboiler type comments too (I once went out with a full on psycho who acted pretty much exactly how your girlfriend does)

It does make life hell, does it not? Sometimes you are in a good mood on a weekend and you wanna go out for dinner or whatever and try so hard so that nothing goes wrong and triggers an arguement, but something so pathetic as why the girl in the car beside us at traffic lights is looking??? wtf! how can I stop someone looking? And there you have it, a hell start to an evening that was supposed to be so smooth and joyful, but now it won't be. Silliness at its upmost extreme level, not known to any Psychiatric Institute anywhere.

[mifn21]

Yep!! I know exactly what you mean! Its like dealing with PMT 24/7! Constantly worrying that you're gonna say something wrong and it will all kick off, and god forbid you get caught checking a girl out! Has she always been like that?