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TAZZMAXX · 10th July 2012, 09:34 PM

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine .

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - The same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - Always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired.

What's the definition of a will? - It's a dead give-away.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Clive S-P · 10th July 2012, 09:54 PM

I know you said it was for higher IQ's, but I read it anyway... my wife said they were very funny.

Mookistar · 10th July 2012, 10:28 PM

A man who farts in church sits in his own pew

Thrust · 11th July 2012, 05:02 AM

Time flies. You can, but is it worth the effort?

Marky_GTSt · 11th July 2012, 05:14 AM

Not sure why one would need a high IQ for these... Unless you where struggling with them Tazz

10th July 2012, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
TAZZMAXX TAZZMAXX is cogitating Moderator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Staffordshire Cars owned: R35 GTR Posts: 7,298	Puns for higher IQ's Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - The same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - Always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired. What's the definition of a will? - It's a dead give-away. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. __________________ Ambition is the last refuge of failure

10th July 2012, 09:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Clive S-P Clive S-P is RB26 deficient GTROC Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Northants Cars owned: GT-R34 V-Spec & Stagea 260RS Posts: 835	I know you said it was for higher IQ's, but I read it anyway... my wife said they were very funny. __________________

10th July 2012, 10:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
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11th July 2012, 05:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Thrust Thrust is testing out the new ETC box in the ZE-1 Executive GTR Owners Club Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Japan Cars owned: Tom's AristoV300, BNR 34, BCNR 33, Forester CrossSports Posts: 4,921	Time flies. You can, but is it worth the effort? __________________ All play and no work makes Jack a right berk. Spider Godwin Action Group for the Ban against Skirts to be Lifted Last edited by Thrust; 11th July 2012 at 05:12 AM..

11th July 2012, 05:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Marky_GTSt Marky_GTSt is a Fire Engine Executive GTR Owners Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chesterfield Cars owned: Skyline GTSt Posts: 5,990	Not sure why one would need a high IQ for these... Unless you where struggling with them Tazz __________________ I am Jacks complete lack of surprise.

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