A Computer Nerd my girlfriend used to work with told her of how he was playing as a support band for James blunt at some charity concert, she obviously didn't believe him and was laughing about it with me after work and I heard the next day that James Blunt was mentioned on radio1 playing live somewhere completely different on the same night.

LOL
He's left now and my girlfriend took over his sales accounts, and most of them said They where shocked that he was just in their sales dept as he'd given them all the impression he was the MD

what a tommy tanker
another classic was "Oh I've been married... but i've been divorced now for two years, was married for 4years" how old are you? "24" Oh didn't realise you were that old... few weeks later when he'd forgotten about this tale he was celebrating his 22nd birthday

hmm where can you get married at 15 these days