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NoBloodyFear · 12th October 2005, 04:09 PM

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must
decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect
breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
them every day, for eternity".

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen
takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then,
she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in".

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a
pair - no matter how big they are.

( Groans all round

)

vennuth · 12th October 2005, 04:59 PM

That was so bad it wasn't funny

12th October 2005, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
NoBloodyFear NoBloodyFear is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 743	Dolly & Queenie !!! Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity". The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are. ( Groans all round ) __________________

12th October 2005, 04:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
vennuth vennuth is on two wheels GTR Register User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coventry Cars owned: Integra Type R, CBR 600 Posts: 2,418	That was so bad it wasn't funny __________________

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