LUMPS in, on, and poking out into the ROAD, AKA 'traffic calming'

[andy42uk]

I have decided as from last night that when I drive down a road that has been MUTILATED by PC do-gooders, causing me to brake to 10mph, jolting and jarring me, causing me to swerve in and out of 'obstacles' that I will take to WARNING anyone in earshot about these hazards!
So as I now negotiate these aboninations I sound my horn with approx 2 second pulses all the way through, so as any pedestrians are then warned and safe.
If everyone does it maybe someone will notice how rediculous most of this shit is.
Yes childish in one way, but it is my way of protesting...realy I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
And if you don't like my idea don't moan, just stay silent....
Andy.