Get yourself some fruits that you like eg
[you get the idea]
Get your punch bowl, peel the assorted fruits and put them in.
Get yourself the following drinks
****spur [fine Barbados Rum, preferably VSOR]
Mount Gay [Old Gold if you can]
Cover the fruits totally with as much of these rums as you want.
Cover the punch bowl, place in the fridge and leave for a couple of days.
Night before your mates come around remove your mixture and add as much assorted fruit juice as you can.
Fill bottles, containers, the bath with the drink.
If you make it properly, and add the right amount of fruit juice you won't taste the alcohol till its too late
Put lots of cushions on the floor as people may try to dance on your tables ...