This Sundays BM bloody W experiance

[stealth]

Had to go and pick something up on Sunday and with it being a nice day I took the 34 ,all was well untill the trip back when I checked my mirrors and found a Blue BMW sat on my rear as I was winding my way through some Villages on the Country roads .Mr dikhead looked like the young Exec type with white shirt and wrap around sunglasses ,anyway the tool over takes me on a corner and drives round the wrong side of the road without a care there could be something coming the other way ,and he was flooring it when he is going through a Village too ,Twat I think .I catch up with him a few mins later when he stuck behind a Landrover and he is weaving all over the place to get passed ,he then pretty much does the same thing again driving like a Maniac all over the road ,I flash my lights at dikwad to let him know what I think ,he then dissapears though the next Village at stupid speeds . About 4 miles from home I get another blue car behind me ,this one has 4 flashing blue lights so I pull in to the side of the road and Miss pmt plod gets out asking me if she knows why I have been stopped ,no I say please enlighten me ,you have a small front number plate she says ,really I say ,do you know that is breaking the law ? Jesus Christ says me still pissed off from watching Mr Dikwad drive like a pratt ,that is such a serious crime ,she then says I better sit in the back of her car as she needs to fill in the paper work. Now Mr Plod who is driving seems ok and he regonises the GTR owners sticker in the back window and is chatting about the GTR and the club while Miss PMT jobsworth is telling me the perils of small number plates ,even Mr plod seems to think she is over the top ,I carry on being sarcastic as I realise I'm getting a £30.00 fine anyway .I tell Mr Plod about Dikhead earlier and how it would be better if they stopped him rather than just look for something to do on a quiet Sunday ,I say it's typical of BMW drivers as they are brainless ,I then realise I'm sat in one Miss PMT hands me a leaflet on number plates and their leagle size's and tells me to read it later ,I mention something like paint drying before leaving to get some over priced fuel from the Shell station .
I was told by the decent Mr Plod that the DVLA are having a crack down on plates this month and if you are found with a small plate it's an instant fine with no warning of seven days to get it changed first .It pisses me off a bit all this ,the Plod should use their time more constructvley .

[fredm]

You need to chill out Stealth. Whats with the fixation about BMW's?

Do you secretly yearn for one of Munich's finest? Only joking.

When Mr Dikwad comes roaring up behind you and then makes a stupid overtaking pass why do you stress?

Why flash your lights at him? He could not care less about you so why do you care about him?

[stealth]

Originally Posted by fredm

You need to chill out Stealth. Whats with the fixation about BMW's?

Do you secretly yearn for one of Munich's finest? Only joking.

When Mr Dikwad comes roaring up behind you and then makes a stupid overtaking pass why do you stress?

Why flash your lights at him? He could not care less about you so why do you care about him?

Blind corners and driving like an idiot ,you looking to start trouble on this thread ,do me a favour run yourself a nice hot bath ,grab a bottle of vodka
and a packet of Gillette's finest and go to sleep .

[fredm]

See, there you go again, getting stressed.

Anger management classes for you my boy.

[fredm]

A little bedtime reading for you.

Anger management counselling.

Try some Ovaltine, works for me.

[moleman]

Moved to Rant Forum.

[mifn21]

If he bothered you that much, next time you see it happen take their reg plate, run it though an hpi check, and pay them a visit

[fredm]

Why encourage the guy to perpetuate his stress? And risk being smacked in the mouth by someone bigger than him, with probably greater anger management issues.

Why allow your day to be spoilt by something you have no contol over?

Just ignore the idiots, don't even pass comment of the incident in your mind.

Try it, and have a calmer more enjoyable day.

I spend all day on the road and used to get road rage myself, I know what I am talking about.

[NISMO-GTR]

with drivers like that im annoyed i drive the skyline, if i was in some shed, i'd pretend to play before slamming on the brakes, making Mr dikwad crush his pride.... i'd then call the police and complain of dangerous driving...i'd also get some compo on a "bad" neck

Really hate drivers like that.... funny aswell as a good cop/bad cop experience.... must of been "womans week" for the bad cop, lol

[mifn21]

Originally Posted by fredm

Why encourage the guy to perpetuate his stress? And risk being smacked in the mouth by someone bigger than him, with probably greater anger management issues.

Why allow your day to be spoilt by something you have no contol over?

Just ignore the idiots, don't even pass comment of the incident in your mind.

Try it, and have a calmer more enjoyable day.

I spend all day on the road and used to get road rage myself, I know what I am talking about.

Because it will make him feel better and possibly take a twat off the road for a while

[plkettle]

GUYS - please check the following web page from the DVLA.

It IS legal to have a smaller number plate if you drive an imported car >>>>

DLVA Number plate laws

[stealth]

Originally Posted by mifn21

Because it will make him feel better and possibly take a twat off the road for a while

So you think someone tearing around on the wrong side of the road on a blind bend is ok ,flying thru a village on a Sunday with people about is fine .The bloke was a fuking idiot and could have killed someone ,grow up you fool.

[mifn21]

What are you on about you clown I was agreeing with you

[stealth]

Originally Posted by mifn21

What are you on about you clown I was agreeing with you

Sorry my mistake then, apologies

[mifn21]

No probs