People who say "oooh a swan's wings are so strong they can break a man's arm" .... - GT-R Register - Official Nissan Skyline and GTR Owners Club forum

AK-47 · 28th March 2008, 10:46 PM

Aaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhh
If ANYONE gets close enough to a swan to test this urban story then **** 'em they deserve to go home whimpering minus one working arm.
Tossbags

What ever next, oooh watch out for that duck over there, he can bite your ears off - or careful around those great crested bustards they can peck your cobblers off - or hang on don't go near that Dodo I hear they can bum you to death and break up your marraige.

Idiots.

AK-47 · 28th March 2008, 10:49 PM

and them twots who say 'only the queen is allowed to eat swans'
No she isn't, she wouldn't be able to catch it ffs she's nearly 80 years old.

Whilst we are at it - Ronnie O'sullivan gets my friggin goat aswell.
You can feed him and that dopey cow in Buck House to the swans for all I care.

AK-47 · 28th March 2008, 10:56 PM

also those pillocks that regail you with the fascinating facts about 200 year old laws such as 'you can pee in a policemans helmet if you are a pregnant woman' or 'you have to carry a bail of hay around with you if you drive a taxicab' and who can forget the legendary 'its against the law NOT to practice archery on sundays' ...
A turd through the post to the lot of 'em

TREG · 28th March 2008, 10:58 PM

LOl.
Heard that swan arms one 10+ years ago.Cant recall the last time I even saw a swan,let alone tried to make a queens dinner with one

AK-47 · 28th March 2008, 10:59 PM

plus, whilst I on a roll - how about those bonus y-chromazone ****ers that still think you have 14 days grace to get a tax disc when their tax runs out.

Galloping knob rot to them all!!!!!!!!

R33_GTS-t · 28th March 2008, 11:07 PM

No more alcohol for that man.

GTRSTILL · 28th March 2008, 11:24 PM

Dont wish to pi55 on your bonfire my man, but I was with someone who had their arm broken by a swan in st albans when I was 15.

R33_GTS-t · 28th March 2008, 11:45 PM

LOL, that was me. Can still feel the pain even now.

Chilli · 28th March 2008, 11:56 PM

get it all off ure chest man!

ac427 · 29th March 2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTRSTILL

Dont wish to pi55 on your bonfire my man, but I was with someone who had their arm broken by a swan in st albans when I was 15.

was it a fair fight son?

ac427 · 29th March 2008, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK-47

don't go near that Dodo I hear they can bum you to death and break up your marraige.

I guess your marriage would be on the rocks if you came home with a dodo up your crack

JB. · 29th March 2008, 01:04 AM

Know of a child that was killed by a Swan.

Eikichi · 29th March 2008, 01:37 AM

And... breath...

AK, ever tried fishing to relax?

NotoriousREV · 29th March 2008, 02:00 PM

A local one for us is "you can kill a Welshman with a longbow within the walls of Chester after sunset". No one seems willing to test the theory, though

R33_GTS-t · 29th March 2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV

A local one for us is "you can kill a Welshman with a longbow within the walls of Chester after sunset". No one seems willing to test the theory, though

I thought it was parliament square. Maybe it's anywhere.

28th March 2008, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
AK-47 AK-47 is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Saigon Cars owned: Volvo T5-R@304bhp Posts: 2,892	People who say "oooh a swan's wings are so strong they can break a man's arm" .... Aaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhh If ANYONE gets close enough to a swan to test this urban story then **** 'em they deserve to go home whimpering minus one working arm. Tossbags What ever next, oooh watch out for that duck over there, he can bite your ears off - or careful around those great crested bustards they can peck your cobblers off - or hang on don't go near that Dodo I hear they can bum you to death and break up your marraige. Idiots. __________________

28th March 2008, 10:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
AK-47 AK-47 is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Saigon Cars owned: Volvo T5-R@304bhp Posts: 2,892	and them twots who say 'only the queen is allowed to eat swans' No she isn't, she wouldn't be able to catch it ffs she's nearly 80 years old. Whilst we are at it - Ronnie O'sullivan gets my friggin goat aswell. You can feed him and that dopey cow in Buck House to the swans for all I care. __________________

28th March 2008, 10:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
AK-47 AK-47 is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Saigon Cars owned: Volvo T5-R@304bhp Posts: 2,892	also those pillocks that regail you with the fascinating facts about 200 year old laws such as 'you can pee in a policemans helmet if you are a pregnant woman' or 'you have to carry a bail of hay around with you if you drive a taxicab' and who can forget the legendary 'its against the law NOT to practice archery on sundays' ... A turd through the post to the lot of 'em __________________

28th March 2008, 10:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
TREG TREG is the man to speak to about photographing your wedding! New Users Join Date: May 2004 Location: West sussex. Cars owned: R 35 GTR Posts: 6,243	LOl. Heard that swan arms one 10+ years ago.Cant recall the last time I even saw a swan,let alone tried to make a queens dinner with one __________________

28th March 2008, 10:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
AK-47 AK-47 is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Saigon Cars owned: Volvo T5-R@304bhp Posts: 2,892	plus, whilst I on a roll - how about those bonus y-chromazone ****ers that still think you have 14 days grace to get a tax disc when their tax runs out. Galloping knob rot to them all!!!!!!!! __________________

28th March 2008, 11:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
R33_GTS-t R33_GTS-t is unaware they can edit their status Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Cars owned: R32 GTR, Evo 7 Posts: 11,496	No more alcohol for that man. __________________

28th March 2008, 11:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
GTRSTILL GTRSTILL is sick of sycophants GTR Register User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,818	Dont wish to pi55 on your bonfire my man, but I was with someone who had their arm broken by a swan in st albans when I was 15. __________________

28th March 2008, 11:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
R33_GTS-t R33_GTS-t is unaware they can edit their status Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Cars owned: R32 GTR, Evo 7 Posts: 11,496	LOL, that was me. Can still feel the pain even now. __________________

28th March 2008, 11:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chilli Chilli is in need of more bhp New Users Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cambs Posts: 1,708	get it all off ure chest man! __________________

29th March 2008, 01:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
JB. JB. is unaware they can edit their status GTR Register Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Salzburg Posts: 625	Know of a child that was killed by a Swan. __________________

29th March 2008, 01:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Eikichi Eikichi is sad his GT-R is gone to France now (T.T) GTR Register Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Shanghai Cars owned: Endless-R White Ultimate Street R33 GT-R... but it's gone now (T.T) Posts: 3,104	And... breath... AK, ever tried fishing to relax? __________________

29th March 2008, 02:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
NotoriousREV NotoriousREV is crying New Users Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cheshire Cars owned: R33 GT-R Posts: 747	A local one for us is "you can kill a Welshman with a longbow within the walls of Chester after sunset". No one seems willing to test the theory, though __________________

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