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Old 7th February 2012, 07:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R

Maybe some of you already read this but here it is ...

Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal to a GT-R.

Chuck Norris and Mr T. got into a GT-R and drove to a bar. The bar instantly exploded as that much AWESOME can't be contained in one place.

A tsunami that hit the Oregon Coast reportedly caused by an earthquake in Japan was actually the result of early engine dyno runs by the GT-R.

If you tattoo GT-R on your chest you will instantly become a superhero with the ability to take down Batman, Superman, Spiderman and the Hulk all together in a cage fight.

Order a Big Mac at the drive thru of a Burger King in a GT-R and they'll get you one. For free!

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to the GT-R idling at rest.

In honor of GT-R, all McDonald's in Japan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be GT-R-sized.

Han Solo thought the Millennium Falcon was fast until he drove the GT-R.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless a GT-R has driven by. In that case the grass is now scorched earth.

When taking the SAT, write "GT-R" for every answer. You will get a perfect score.

If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Old 7th February 2012, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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However, if you were to look outside of this section, there is a reletive area where this would be appreciated.

Go on, take a chance, have a look outside of the 35 area
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"A GT-R once raced another GT-R. The GT-R was undefeated."

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The scientists at the Large Hadron Collider should stop wasting billions of dollars smashing high-energy proton streams together in the search for the Higgs Boson... they should just hook their detectors up to the exhaust pipe of a GTR.
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Hehe, I like "When the GT-R launches. It isn't moving forward, it's pushing the Earth back."

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