This Old Git's Here Again
We had the 'AGE' thread about a week ago on the 'non Skyline related' section.
Thread: Right thats it
My Post: I'm an old git.
Not found anyone here who's admitted to being older than me yet.
You'll see it in writing at the bottom of the page on Sunday.
Just to prove I don't act my age.......I'll tell you a little story.....
My old lady went into a Ferrari dealership.
She browsed around, then spotted the new 575 and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent down to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident.
As she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you ?"
Very uncomfortably she asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answered,
"Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
