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Ok seeing as Im on friday wind down just wondered if this really is a mans outlook on life??

A Man's viewpoint on relationships.......

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional.Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.

When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 25 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she
met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
girl with some ambition.

When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 30 and am looking for a girl with big tits.
 

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she would have to kill me for that mate!!!!!!

Saying that she prob would and I have noticed that she dont eat the same things as me?????

and I have been a little more tired than normal

Keep losing my vision


Keep losing all feeling down my left side

The b**ch it all starts making sense.

Hang on though she cant drive, bet its because I keep leavin the top off the toothpaste.

Chris
 

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Just tell them its your evil twin that died at birth but lives on as your alto ego and every now and again he or she keeps telling you to do evil things then laughs and you strugle to contain it all the time.

Then say it could be worse you could completely fall foul to his or her demands but not to worry the last time it happened was years ago and you paid your due's.

Chris
 

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:rolleyes: typical male


C YA after the weekend folks !! Cant be bothered to stay till 5.30 its friday :D
 
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