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1)go to halfords and buy some octane booster to "clear its throat.
1a) change gear constantly at the time to get a 'pop' whilst the schools are out for lunch, watch as you car quickly grabs attention.
2)go and get a cheap quote to have some dents removed and sprayed.
3)go home the 'long' way on country roads, find out that the car is limited to 119mph.
4)brake quite hard before the bend and watch as the inside of the car fills with smoke!
5) get home to find that all the waxoil you put round the engine bay has now melted off and is on the drive, that your exhaust is nearly on fire due to waxoil dripping onto it, and that your brakes now squeal like buggery even more and have tunrned multi coloured.
now i need to wait until i dont need a heat sheild to go near the bloody thing so i can change the oil and filter.
what a great day hehe
p.s i dont condone excessive speed on public roads.
1a) change gear constantly at the time to get a 'pop' whilst the schools are out for lunch, watch as you car quickly grabs attention.
2)go and get a cheap quote to have some dents removed and sprayed.
3)go home the 'long' way on country roads, find out that the car is limited to 119mph.
4)brake quite hard before the bend and watch as the inside of the car fills with smoke!
5) get home to find that all the waxoil you put round the engine bay has now melted off and is on the drive, that your exhaust is nearly on fire due to waxoil dripping onto it, and that your brakes now squeal like buggery even more and have tunrned multi coloured.
now i need to wait until i dont need a heat sheild to go near the bloody thing so i can change the oil and filter.
what a great day hehe
p.s i dont condone excessive speed on public roads.