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Had to post this as it crakced me up :) NLW

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and
a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks...

> > What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....
> >
> > True story...a female news anchor who, the day after it was
> > supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked
> > "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
> >
> > Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did
> > too they were laughing so hard!

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I've got a friend who I was out clubbing with last week.

A girl who he had chatted up a few times in the past came over and said to him:

"I've decided, I want you to give me a full hard twelve inches and make me bleed"

He replied, "OK thats fine then and took her home"

By his own admitance I new he only had 4 inches to offer her, so in the morning I phoned him and asked him how he pulled it off

He replied " I f***ed her 3 times and then punched her in the face :D :D "
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