Parked outside JD Sports .
It was Sunday 10:50. The don't open till 11.
Got out of the car, sat on a pillar while waiting.
Crowd mills about some look at the scoob, some don't.
Some total [insert relevant language] rest his five stone arse on the rear quarter of my car!
I stay on my pillar staring at him and stewing. Think to myself walk over and groin him.
Bajie you Wimp! I de-activate then re-activate the alarm.
Scrote stays on the car for another 15seconds and then meanders off.
I'm too old for prison. But what can you say to that kind of muppet. What conversation could you possibly have.
It was Sunday 10:50. The don't open till 11.
Got out of the car, sat on a pillar while waiting.
Crowd mills about some look at the scoob, some don't.
Some total [insert relevant language] rest his five stone arse on the rear quarter of my car!
I stay on my pillar staring at him and stewing. Think to myself walk over and groin him.
Bajie you Wimp! I de-activate then re-activate the alarm.
Scrote stays on the car for another 15seconds and then meanders off.
I'm too old for prison. But what can you say to that kind of muppet. What conversation could you possibly have.