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I'll sell her to the first bidder. Do what you may to her, sexual, slavework, lol just get her out of my face! Every 30 minutes I get a call from her asking how university is.
A call:
M -Hey hun, I was wondering do you have enough Mac and cheese? Do you need more?
S -You know mom you gotta stop calling. You came here and stocked me jest yesterday...
M -It's better to be safe then sorry...
S -It's better to starve...
M -Don't talk to me like that. You know you're father would talk all about Nato and how he had no food out in the desart.
S -Right...
M -Don't right me boy, I call to do something nice and this is what I get?
S -I'm sorry for stating the truth Mom...
M -You're letting me down Steven. Is this how you talk to your professors?
S -No mom. Oh you know what, I gotta go, this part of the world is imploding... I'll talk to you when I reach the bottom...
M -YOU'RE BEING...
I cut off conversation...
If you like to have lengthy conversations, and reminiss about the days when you were 5, she's perfect for you!
Bidding starts at 3 pence... and we'll stop it at the first one who reaches 50...
A call:
M -Hey hun, I was wondering do you have enough Mac and cheese? Do you need more?
S -You know mom you gotta stop calling. You came here and stocked me jest yesterday...
M -It's better to be safe then sorry...
S -It's better to starve...
M -Don't talk to me like that. You know you're father would talk all about Nato and how he had no food out in the desart.
S -Right...
M -Don't right me boy, I call to do something nice and this is what I get?
S -I'm sorry for stating the truth Mom...
M -You're letting me down Steven. Is this how you talk to your professors?
S -No mom. Oh you know what, I gotta go, this part of the world is imploding... I'll talk to you when I reach the bottom...
M -YOU'RE BEING...
I cut off conversation...
If you like to have lengthy conversations, and reminiss about the days when you were 5, she's perfect for you!
Bidding starts at 3 pence... and we'll stop it at the first one who reaches 50...