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I'll sell her to the first bidder. Do what you may to her, sexual, slavework, lol just get her out of my face! Every 30 minutes I get a call from her asking how university is.

A call:

M -Hey hun, I was wondering do you have enough Mac and cheese? Do you need more?
S -You know mom you gotta stop calling. You came here and stocked me jest yesterday...
M -It's better to be safe then sorry...
S -It's better to starve...
M -Don't talk to me like that. You know you're father would talk all about Nato and how he had no food out in the desart.
S -Right...
M -Don't right me boy, I call to do something nice and this is what I get?
S -I'm sorry for stating the truth Mom...
M -You're letting me down Steven. Is this how you talk to your professors?
S -No mom. Oh you know what, I gotta go, this part of the world is imploding... I'll talk to you when I reach the bottom...
M -YOU'RE BEING...

I cut off conversation...

If you like to have lengthy conversations, and reminiss about the days when you were 5, she's perfect for you!

Bidding starts at 3 pence... and we'll stop it at the first one who reaches 50...
 

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Ill take her if she will take care of my bill at BMW.
Any warranty at all?
 

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Every son is still a boy in there mums eyes:chuckle: :chuckle: :)
 

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Haha, Peter Kay is far more an accomplished thinking than that wacko Freud!
 

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I can provide pics. Not that I want to take them.

Stats.

Age 55, slightly ummm... I guess attractive (felt sooo wrong to say) and in shape.

Yep she can be yours for the easy price of nothing.
 

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tell you what i'll swap you for my mother in law....

*stats* age. older than the hills
size. err shall we say "heavy set"
temprement. i would go as far to say shes pure evil with a hint of bitch lol
 

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I can provide pics. Not that I want to take them.

Stats.

Age 55, slightly ummm... I guess attractive (felt sooo wrong to say) and in shape.

Yep she can be yours for the easy price of nothing.
swap you for my GT-R, as she sounds the type that will tidy my room without any hassle and make me dinner on a regular basis

will see how i go :p
 

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I'll take that GT-R. What year is it? I'm serious, if you'll do this, I will trade lol.

If not, I'll pay someone to take her away, I'm going into the minues in money now.
 

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I could be in the market for an old banger - PSML:flame: :chuckle: :eek: :)
 
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