The words of that famous song "The Purple People Eater" come to mind (Okay it was recorder in 1958 by Sheb Wooley, so I don't expect many to have heard it). You NEED it on your iPod, David:...
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
etc etc...
PERSONALLY, I THINK IT LOOKS FANTASTIC!!!