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I was just wondering how people stand when they put petrol in their cars? I like to stand with my back to the car so I can see how much I'm putting in.

Sometimes, I like to stand on one foot, with the other foot, on tip toe, behind my ankle. I may alternate this from time to time, occasionally with an elbow out, hand holding hip arm position.

I might try hand in rear pocket next, but Im not sure thats the right thing to do? So confused

I hope Im not damaging my car putting in petrol like this.

Your thoughts.
 

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I stand facing away from the pump, making it look like I do not have a care in the world how much this petrol is going to cost, coz I'm so cool.
 

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I stand facing the fuel tank with a ciggie hanging from my mouth
I can see the amount on the pump as my sphinkta and rusty starfish is carefully monitoring it, it tends to fart over £70
 

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I stick the hose in my mouth and my knob in the nozzle hole to filter it through my body. Apparently this adds an extra 0.5bhp and reduces the weight of the fuel by 0.0005% and makes the car perform right good.
 

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I shove the nozzle up my arse and then let the v-power come out my mouth and into the car, it adds more RON.
 

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I drive to Europe to fill up, that way I can use the little latch on the pump handles which leaves my arms free to do press ups.
 

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Why don't pump machines allow you to type in how much you wanna spend, then it'll only allow that much out then cut off? They relying on you to go over by 1p so you have to put another 99p in?

Don't even THINK about telling me you's don't do that!!
 

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I have my own petrol station. You should see the number of glasses I've collected over the years !!
 

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Why don't pump machines allow you to type in how much you wanna spend, then it'll only allow that much out then cut off? They relying on you to go over by 1p so you have to put another 99p in?

Don't even THINK about telling me you's don't do that!!
So long as they don't start making you pre-pay like they do in the US.
 
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