[tigger]

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you
guys
would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license
and
then today you expect me to show it to you!"

 

[MattPayne]

speaking from experience eh tiggs...

 

[tigger]

yeah!! had only just got mine back....then got stopped again!! doh!

 

[Japracer]

Could have been worse...

Did you hear the story of the dumb blond who got stopped by a traffic cop in her performance car?
The officer walks over to the car & starts chatting to her about what she has done & asks to see her licence.
When the cop calls back to base the controller said to him
'Is she blond?'
'Yes' replies the officer
'Does she have a big flash sports car?'
'Yes' replies the officer
'Trust me on this one, turn back to the car, lean over, undo your flies & pop the old fella out'
'what? you cant be serious???'
'just trust me!' says base
So the guy goes back to the car leans over & undoes his fly....
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The blond replies.....



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' What rotten luck!, thats the third time I have been breathalised this week'

 

[tigger]

ha ha ha ha.......so thats not a breathaliser test then?????

 

[Japracer]

Ooops

Er yeh it is, I have heard the police have silver evos
Undercover like

 

[tigger]

ohhhhhh..... they seem to breathalise people a lot dont they...