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This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week THIS IS A GOOD ONE!

(and it's actually true) -

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask

them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the

same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a
holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?

Brian: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?

Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?

Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate?

Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !

Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.

Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now
is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?

Brian: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?

Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other
line, say hello.

Sharelle: Hi Brian.

Brian: Hi Sharelle.

Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions
we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to
Bali.

Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.

Sharelle: O.K.

Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?

Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for
Sharelle ?

Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.

Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?

Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway ...

just tell em.

Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the arse !

Radio Silence

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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here,
and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the
holiday.
 

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perils of live radio !

Thats a cracker !
I was convinced that he was admitting to a bit of extra curricular activity so the punchline was NOT expected :D :D :D
 

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......aussies have all the luck........

......8am before work...

......for 15 minutes......

.......on the kitchen table....

.......up the arse.......

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......and then a holiday to bali......

.......the feckin little lucky oz bastid.......

.....he should try it british-stylee...

....once a week, missionary for 3 minutes on a sunday when you have to miss some formula one!!!!....pmsl..
:D :D :D :D

James........:cool:

P.S....good job my other half lived in australia for 6 years!!!:smokin:
 

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Re: ......aussies have all the luck........

bladerider said:
......8am before work...

......for 15 minutes......

.......on the kitchen table....

.......up the arse.......

.....

......and then a holiday to bali......

.......the feckin little lucky oz bastid.......

.....he should try it british-stylee...

....once a week, missionary for 3 minutes on a sunday when you have to miss some formula one!!!!....pmsl..
:D :D :D :D

James........:cool:

P.S....good job my other half lived in australia for 6 years!!!:smokin:
You mean, you would miss F1 for it???:p
 

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......miss fi ??......

nooooooooo

solution a) is the tv in the bedroom is mounted up high, and if i have to do the work theres the mirrored wardrobes to help!!

and solution b) is a cunning little "hat" with velcro straps and a casio watchman fitted to it.....!!

pmsl

besides , if im lucky she wants it during a break.........i can just make it too..:D :D

james:cool:
 

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hey

Hi Bladerider,

Jesus 3 mins !!!!

I wouldn't do it three times :)

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Re: ......miss fi ??......

bladerider said:
nooooooooo

solution a) is the tv in the bedroom is mounted up high, and if i have to do the work theres the mirrored wardrobes to help!!

and solution b) is a cunning little "hat" with velcro straps and a casio watchman fitted to it.....!!

pmsl

besides , if im lucky she wants it during a break.........i can just make it too..:D :D

james:cool:
You're the MAN!!!
LOL
 
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