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A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colours she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a colour, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying turf across the street.
 

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ROFL !!! :D Oh that just made my day, no offence taken cos im only a fake streaky blonde hehe :D :D :D


Oh class !!!

Right am off now !!
 

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ROFPMP.....

Lolly,
You sure you've not got brown streaks, I mean highlights ?

Turn it dear, you just turn it ;)
 

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Nah definitely blonde on brown hehe

Ive just been having a few classic moments these days :D Think im turning into Jade off Big Broher :(


LOLLY J (Again forgot to log in)
 

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Horse ride

>A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider...

Unfortunately, the blondes foot has become entangled in the
stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, ...

the Woolworth's Manager sees her and unplugs the horse!
 

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Hey those kiddy rides are fun !! :D

Ever tried to fit in the kids car trolley at tesco :D Now that is a challenge
 
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