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This is something that really winds me up. :mad:

I hate big bold tattoos on girls that just don't suit them in the slightest. I think they look cheap and make the girl look really chavvy. The main culprits are those really big tattoos loads of girls seem to get at the base of their spine. I have only ever seen about 1 or 2 that actually looked any good, all the rest were too big and looked terrible. Don't get me wrong, people can do what they want with their bodies, but they don't realise they'll likely have that stain on their body when they are old and wrinkly. How good will it look then? :confused:

The main point of my rant is that my girlfriend has just declared that she wants one of these tats on the base of her spine. She's got a nice small tat on her stomach which you wouldn't know was there until you get really intimate, which I think is very sexy. But if she gets one of these huge things on her back then I think she's gonna have to go! :p

I think one of the main reasons I hate the splat-tats (that's what I'll call them from now on) is that my mate's girlfriend had one when I was at uni and I despised everything about the girl. She was a grade-A chav with all the motivation and ambition of a caged monkey. While he was doing a masters in electrical engineering, she was serving tills in Kwik-Save full time and was quite happy to stay there the rest of her life :rolleyes: . So yeah, she had one and it looked hideous, she was skinny as a bean pole and this thing was about 8 inches across!

So please help me explain to my girlfriend the reasons why she shouldn't get a splat-tat because it'll drive me mad if she gets it done.

Cheers.

P.S - Oh and don't get me started on girls with tattoos up their arms! :eek:
 

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Can't help you there mate. Max sympathies. 100% agree with you, though.

You could try the softly-softly approach and tell her soulfully that it would make you genuinely sad.

Generally though there are certain areas where women will not listen if they've got a bee in their bonnet. She'll have it because everyone wants one, even if it makes her look like a slag to anyone outside of the mob, or with any artistic sense. I suppose you could promise her something really nice if she agrees not to go through with it...? :D
 

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i dont like the look of them either..my gf ahs one but its a small one on the bottom of her back,some sort of jap writing lika a 50p coin size

the ones that have them on their arms and wer vests all year are the worst usually have 10oz of gold round the neck too
 

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Some blokes like 'em. Makes the girls look like sluts and some blokes really like a bit of filth ;)
 

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Jim27 said:
Some blokes like 'em. Makes the girls look like sluts and some blokes really like a bit of filth ;)
So you like a bit of filth do you now mate? :p

Thrust, agree totally. The only way I can win in this situation is to promise her something nice if she doesn't get one done. Two things spring to mind... cash and clothes.... oh no :eek:
 

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Prime example : Pink

She was hot...now shes covered in huge tatts id have to say shes not as attractive. It prob tastes the same though eh :D
 

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I find women with big tattoos are real fcuking goers in the sack especially the ones with big tattoos on their backs - gives you something to look at I reckon ;) .

I remember telling two of my mates this theory only for both of them to give me a dirty look as both of their 'then' girlfriends had big tattoos on their backs lol. They didn't argue about the theory although :cool: .

I don't like the look of them either to be honest as it has a very porn star look to it. Tell her it will make her look like a porn star and then show her some porn just to prove that it is the mark of a real slutty porn star - that will end the problem without you having to spend any money :smokin:
 

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Tell her it will make her look like a porn star and then show her some porn just to prove that it is the mark of a real slutty porn star - that will end the problem without you having to spend any money :smokin:
Excellent idea, I'll start downloading as soon as I get home... :p
 

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koopa said:
Prime example : Pink

She was hot...now shes covered in huge tatts id have to say shes not as attractive. It prob tastes the same though eh :D
thats from her bf/husband carey hart,,,,,,,,,,bit of a nutter if you ask me
 

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skyline69_uk said:
I don't like the look of them either to be honest as it has a very porn star look to it. Tell her it will make her look like a porn star and then show her some porn just to prove that it is the mark of a real slutty porn star - that will end the problem without you having to spend any money :smokin:
Could backfire though, she may get them done and turn to a life of porn :eek:
 

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psd1 said:
Mmmmmm...Tramp-Stamp's...:cool: :cool:
lol, Tell her your mates call them Tramp-Stamps.

Small tattoos are ok but a lot of girl I know started with small tattoos and then went for something like a fcuking biker would have!
 

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Trev said:
My girlfriend has 6 tattoos and yes, she is dirrrrrrty! They look good too!
:D no wonder your cars not finished yet Trev - been hibernating >:D :smokin:
 

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kirbz said:
My wife has a couple of butterflies at the bottom of her back and they look great, not tarty and god i wish she was more trampy sometimes :)
Give me her phone number - I'll do my best ;):smokin:
 
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