[Phil]

While I am here

St. Helens town centre about 2 AM 3 weeks ago 33 blue/purple

5 lads and me at the back giving a girl a piggyback - on an island -on your way out of town from that rugby-club bar

Come on - who was it ?

 

[davewilkins]

Who was it?

Hit taken out on Phil

 

[John Lowe]

NEARLY ran you over? Ah, he wasn't trying hard enough!

Points system;

Old ladies with a zimmerframe = 1 point
Old men with dodgy legs = 2 points
Blind people = 3 points
Rabbits = 4 points
Dogs = 5 points
Cats = 6 points
Drunks = 7 points
Young men = 8 points
Teenagers = 9 points
Teenagers with Nike = 10 points
Traffic wardens = 20 points
Speed cameras = 50 points
The guys who install them = 100 points
Twoc'kers = 500 points

 

[neil reynolds]

run over?

Hi phil ,
iwent thru st helens centre about the time you say, but my car is white and i dont remember nearly running anyone over........... you shouldnt dawdle about anyway.

cheers.......neil.

 

[weston]

a Phil is worth 0.25 points which means you need to reverse
overhim 400 times to score anypoints worth anything, I know
you get extra points for going up north, but leave him alone.

Weston

Ps I've read that you get double points if you rear end a vauxhall

 

[John Lowe]

Points are halved in London 'cos its full of tossers anyway, but you get double points in Wales ( Sheep count as teenagers) and triple points in the Outer Hebrides.

 

[GU5I 80Y]

600 points for anyone of the royal family
and double every time you can get more than one of em!

 

[John Lowe]

500 points for politicians, 100 points for vicars, doubled if they are bent ( in both cases)

 

[Gazmo1]

If it was in St.Helens.............

Is was probably nicked.............

LOL,

Gary.

 

[Paul.GTR34]

Phil

How can anyone miss running you over ?

 

[_Chris_]

Points

So how many points for bashing one Skyline into another? And extra points if they're both the same colour:

both silver 10 points
both BB 100 points (two more of a dodgy colour off the road)

 

[GU5I 80Y]

none !
it should be minus points
but points will get awarded for wrighting of or blowing up
any MAXED cars preferberly without touching them !
45 points each
maybe not alot of points but thers so many of them
and none of em can drive so tail gate them , thell speed off and then blind them with main beam and wait for em to crash


oh and if you get tony blair you basicily WIN

 

[Phil]

Weston - I wont dignify that with an answer!

Paul - I know - I had baggage too !

 

[Bruce]

How many point for Crashing in to Phils Car In Berkshire??

I bet I can win that one, Unless Weston got there first!!

Weston just make sure you pic the right R33 don't get mine by Mistake!!

Phil I think the Birds are nesting in your Exhaust on your R33 now

 

[weston]

I'm a socialist & ex Bmw driver

I 'll drive into anyone ..

If I'm in the Granada I'll ram raid ya ..