NEARLY ran you over? Ah, he wasn't trying hard enough!
Points system;
Old ladies with a zimmerframe = 1 point
Old men with dodgy legs = 2 points
Blind people = 3 points
Rabbits = 4 points
Dogs = 5 points
Cats = 6 points
Drunks = 7 points
Young men = 8 points
Teenagers = 9 points
Teenagers with Nike = 10 points
Traffic wardens = 20 points
Speed cameras = 50 points
The guys who install them = 100 points
Twoc'kers = 500 points
